Table Set-Up

      How and where I set up my table can make a big difference if I make any sales or not on any given night.

      I lay down two plastic table cloths.

 Then I start putting napkins on in an array.

 I space them out, and try and put down ones that are appealing.

 I continue until the whole table is filled.

 I see which ones look good in comparison to the others.

 I try to get a good mix of different ones, for the sake of variety.

 Then I start putting on the plastic animals.

 Even if they hate my art, at least they can like the animals.

 Everybody loves skulls.  How can you argue with a skull?

 There is Mr. Elephant.

 There is a baby's soft block with a rooster on top.

 There is a stupid rubber duck.

 Then, I put a wild boar there.

 Giraffe, skull, elephant.

 Rooster, duck, wild boar.

Wildebeast, whatever.

     It was on this night with this table set-up where some woman tried to secretly take a picture of my table.  I shoved my hand in front of her portable device.
     I had problems with her because she didn't ask.
     Then we got into a big argument, with me telling her to just go away.
     She contested me on certain points, like that I was in a public space.
     I told her it was polite to ask.
     Anyway, it went on for five minutes, and I realized she was a crazy lunatic with no manners.
     She claimed to be a professional photographer, too, and she didn't even have a decent camera.

     She was a nasty one.

     I hope to never see her again for as long as I live.

     People who bust my chops over nothing, and don't cough up any cash, can just go home and do things to themselves.  They are useless to me.