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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

'Smokey Crow' and 'Alcoholic Comics'

     It isn't easy to come up with content that people will like, much less advertisers.  This is problematic with everything I do.
     I am honest, and people like that, but I can be really sarcastic.

     "But what do you do about food?" some business guy asked me.
     I explained to him that I pay my rent and my internet bill with sales from my napkin art.
     I told him it pays for food, too.

     Anyway, since people are always asking me about the money I make, here are the last five days of income from napkin art:  $10, $0, $5, $26, $104.
     I repeatedly tell people that it is a roller coaster ride.
     I never know when lightning will strike.
     If I could make $104 every night, I'd be doing pretty well financially.

     Some girl bought these four.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Drawing Hands

     I had to show my friend that I could draw hands.

     Admittedly, I was getting lazy about drawing good hands on a lot of my napkin art.  For five bucks for each one, I wasn't feeling that people deserved my best work.

     He called me on it, so now I will endeavor to do better hands on all of my napkin art.

     Actually, he was the only one who ever noticed.

     I was impressed that he was paying attention.

     But he doesn't draw at all, so I should call him out on that.

     It is easier to critique someone's work than to do the work yourself.

Monday, May 6, 2013


     I like to take table pictures of the napkin art. 

     It is different every time.

      Cool silhouettes on a truck while I was riding my bike. 
      Meanwhile, the bartender had two extra glasses of red wine.
      I drank them both.  They were good.  I was more than a little tipsy afterwards.
      One day a guy called me a 'One-Trick Pony'.  That is not true at all.  I do all kinds of art.
     Sometimes it is fun to draw and paint basic shapes.
     It is a relief from thinking about women all the time.

Friday, May 3, 2013

     Here is a napkin art of Yoda, and one of Batman kicking the Joker in the face.





     'Be Happy.  Life is too short.'