Here is my edited picture of The Simpsons in the nude.
 

     I have no problem with putting the unedited version up, but I don't think it is a good idea.  Someone might get their panties in a bunch over it, and we wouldn't want that to happen.

     Anyway, a couple of days ago, this woman came up to me and asked, "Will you paint a nude portrait of The Simpsons for me?"
     I said, "What?  Ok."
     Then she insisted that I paint Marge's pubes blue.
     I agreed, because I think Marge is the kind of woman that would dye her pubes blue to match the hair on her head.